hello male followers
how do i convince boys to like me this is for science
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
because i like you
- someone: *says something*
- me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
- me: it wont bother me.
- me: *lies down*
- me: it actually really bothers me. a lot. so i'm gonna think about it all night instead of sleeping.
MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS